Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed