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Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.