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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.