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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser