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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.