Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.