Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.