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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.