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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.