Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.