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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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The taste.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest