Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What is China's favorite ice cream flavor?

Licorice

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.