What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Previous Random Joke Next

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!