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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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The Ground