It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
He wrote sheet music.
Urine-nation!
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
He left his home on the range.
With a pig pen.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost