Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!