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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

What do you call a little pepper in Spanish?

A jalapequeno

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.