Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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How do u castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin)

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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How does a blonde high-5?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!