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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

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Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.

Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.