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Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers