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Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.