Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.