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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!