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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

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What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner?

Dennays

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What's Forrest Gump's password?

1Forrest1

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

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