Forrest Gump Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!

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What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner?

Dennays

What STD did Forrest Gump catch?

NSFW Jennytal Warts

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What's Forrest Gump's password?

1Forrest1

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Penne Jokes More Penne Jokes

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Samurai Jokes More Samurai Jokes

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Why did the samurai hate nonsense?

Because he was a sensei.