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Ovary Z Jokes

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

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How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

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How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

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How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.