Singaporean Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you