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Singaporean Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.