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Singaporean Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".