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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.