How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.