How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

Alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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What is this?

A Joke

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why are atheists so dumb?

Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!

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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.