How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron