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How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said: "Nah amine"

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!