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How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said: "Nah amine"

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.