How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan