Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Give him a white man's wallet.

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When it's past your eyes.

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Because they're constant in a pool.

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Mexico &amp Canada

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Utter udder shudder.

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He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.