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How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

What do you call an economics lecturer?

Prof. It