How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

Because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

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Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip