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How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.