I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
Driver: I love to travel.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
To not wake the audience.