How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Which one is yours?

Say, "I haven't picked one out yet!" It's worth it.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork