How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon