How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.