How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.