How do frogs die?

They kermit suidide!

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.