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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!