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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."