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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

The Foo Fighters

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.