What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."