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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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How do you spell that?

T-h-a-t

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

The Foo Fighters

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!