How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)