How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red