How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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What is a rock's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

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Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.