How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body