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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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