What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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