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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What do you call a Mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay