April Sale - 20% Off

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Previous Random Joke Next
Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!