How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

Throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke?

No, you're the joke