What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger