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How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military