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How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze