What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.