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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.