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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.