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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.