How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.