How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.