Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

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What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.