How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

Knock on the door.

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

Far-from-thinkin

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Who drowns?

The boat.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

Knock on the door.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.