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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Jumper Cable Jokes More Jumper Cable Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.