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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What do you call two Mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Jumper Cable Jokes More Jumper Cable Jokes

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.