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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

What's the name of the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Jumper Cable Jokes More Jumper Cable Jokes

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.