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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What is the wettest animal in the world?

A Rain Deer.

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What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything