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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb?

It's already lit fam

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it