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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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What do you call India's top TV Show?

Dan Singh with the Sitars

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.