How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon