How do you know a Muslim is lying?

Their lips are moving

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

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What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.