How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!!

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.